"running back and forth forever between grief and high delight"
—(blatently taken somewhat out of context from) J.D. Salinger, Frannie and Zooey

The full Infomercial is 13 minutes and 11 seconds long. However, in the interest of full transparency ICS would like it known that over 5 minutes consist of Bloopers and Outtakes. One can choose to stop viewing at the end of the official Infomercial, but would miss hearing the entire version of The Ballad of Frankie B.